When we banned sniffa, DS1, and
HarukaTheTrophyWife, we did so with the full understanding that there
would be a very loud and very angry response from many members of this
community. As I said in my post on Thursday evening, I understand the
desire to stick up for one's friends and I do not wish to nurse a
grudge with anyone whose involvement here has only been to stick up for
their friends.
Our intent was to stand back and let everyone
vent for a while, which we feel is both necessary and healthy if we are
to get through this. And many people have availed themselves of this
opportunity to say whatever they feel needed to be said. That's fine.
But I think things have escalated to a point that is no longer
productive. I can stand by and take it when people call me incompetent
or uninformed. But I do not think it unreasonable for me to respond now
that so many people have accused me of being malicious, cowardly, or
deliberately unfair.
I'll be honest: There have been times
during my tenure as administrator here when I have been malicious.
There have been times when I have been cowardly. And there are times
when I have been unfair -- although not deliberately so. But I do not
believe this is one of those times.
The bottom line for me is
this: The three individuals whom we banned on Thursday night all have
one very important thing in common -- they were all previously banned,
and they were all reinstated when they gave their word that
they would not return to their previous behavior. I do not consider
this fact to be insignificant, and I do not think any of the three
banned individuals would consider it to be insignificant either. In
fact, I believe that when they requested reinstatement, they were
sincere and did so intending to do what they said they would do. For
whatever reason, none of them has lived up to the standard that they
set themselves.
But
here's the thing: They haven't even lived up to the minimal standards
that we expect from average DUers who have never been banned. We have a
record of all their deleted posts and other relevant items, and the
records of these three individuals are among the worst we have. Does
this mean they are bad people? No, it does not. Clearly, they are very
well-liked and likeable people. But what it does mean is that they do
not respect this community enough to make much of an effort to follow
our rules. The moderators and administrators repeatedly asked them to
improve their behavior, though private messages, warnings, and
suspensions. But they did not care enough to make any lasting change.
I
know that it can be done. The vast, vast majority of DUers are able to
participate here without breaking our rules more than once every few
months. And I know a number of DUers who received warnings from the
moderators who managed to stay out of trouble for months or years after
the fact. For whatever reason these three people simply could not do it.
Were
these three individuals the worst offenders, if I were to narrowly
focus on their involvement in the interpersonal squabbling that led to
their most recent suspension? I don't think so. But I think that if you
were banned and got reinstated on a promise not to cause any more
problems, you shouldn't be getting involved in this sort of crap at
all. Particularly after getting suspended -- or after getting suspended
three times.
This is a website with rules. If we let the
popular people with lots of friends repeatedly break the rules without
any serious consequences, then I think we should just get rid of the
rules altogether. Because it is not fair to everyone else.
And I know what some of you are thinking: But, but... what about
the other people who broke the rules too?
Believe me, if they keep it up they'll get theirs eventually. I'm not
going to defend anyone's behavior here, because frankly some of it has
been vile -- insults about feminine products, and snide references to
"beetus" come to mind. If anyone else involved in this spectacle had
been banned, reinstated, suspended, and suspended again, they
would have gotten the granite cookie too.
SOME SUPPORTING INFORMATION
Below
we have provided you with just a small taste of what these three people
have been posting on DU, before they were banned the first time, and
after they were reinstated. For each person, we have provided
you with a small sampling of deleted posts -- just their titles, to
give you some idea of the behavior involved. We have not
included the main content of the posts, because that would take forever
to compile and to read. We feel that the titles are probably enough. We
have only included those posts where the title itself includes some
offending material. The posts provided represent about 25% of
the deleted posts on each of their records. We have not included any
locked threads, rude correspondence they sent to the moderators,
private messages they sent which were alerted by other members, or
posts from deleted sub-threads. We have also included their
warnings, suspensions, and their reinstatement requests. The
information is provided in roughly chronological order, from top to
bottom. Some of the posts are a little out of order, but they are
correctly placed relative to warnings, suspensions, etc.
In order to avoid another flame war, we are locking this thread and
pinning it to the top of the Lounge.
HARUKATHETROPHYWIFE
You're a fag.
Shouldn't that be "youngest" or does Mensa not care about grammar?
Shrimp Diavlo? Pussy...
I already stated your history and I'm not taking your bait.
Feel free to alert on me.
Yeah, but that's not what the OP is talking about.
Christ. You've got to be the most negative, bitter person ever.
Hmm...this will be the same as the other post I just made in GD.
Yeah, it's pretty lame to ask for a thread to be deleted just because
> warning 1:
Since Aug. 18, 2006, the Moderators have had to remove 12 of your
posts, primarily for personal attacks; during the same period, the
Moderators have locked three of your threads for sexual content. As you
know, personal attacks and sex talk are against the Rules. Please take
a few minutes to review the DU Rules and do not encourage us to contact
you again about rule violations.
I even got an official spanking for it.
I never called you names, but fine whatever dude.
To get on the bandwagon of criticism...
If it wasn't getting locked before, it's getting locked now!
Hmmm....I'll throw some bait out.
Glad to see to you don't care about innocent Americans.
Jesus Fucking Christ!
> warning 2:
The Moderators officially warned you on Aug. 31 about your posting
behavior. Since then, you've continued to post sex talk and personal
attacks. It seems your posting behavior hasn't changed. We realize that
you're very passionate about some issues, but most DUers are passionate
about one issue or another. We also realize that the DU Lounge is a fun
place and that it's easy to get caught up in sex talk. However, coming
so closely after your first warning, we hope you will give this second
warning as the serious thought that we Moderators have given it; few
third warnings are extended. If you continue to violate the DU rules,
you could jeopardize your account. Please rethink your posting behavior
or take a few days off of DU to review and regroup. That's never a bad
thing, and it has saved more than a few valued DU members.
In the vast majority of cases, they're lazy asshats.
Why the admins would give people another reason to bitch is beyond me.
Actually, I hadn't been paying attention to that part of the thread.
I don't think it makes us ignorant and clueless at all.
What's truly offensive is MODS joining in on it.
> warning 3:
The purpose of this warning is twofold. First, you have been repeatedly
asked to not publicly criticize moderator actions within the forums but
have continued to do so; this behavior will no longer be tolerated.
Second, there has been a lot of stress on DU lately concerning gender
issues and you have been a vocal voice in pointing out bigotry.
However, double standards will not be tolerated. The rules apply to
everyone, and we do not allow bigoted/insensitive terms for describing
sexual orientation, no matter who makes them. We expect you (and
everyone else) to understand this and follow the rules accordingly.
Please do not give us a reason to revisit either of these issues. You
are in serious jeopardy of losing your posting privileges.
Silly breeder.
Right, but no one replied to your's. So Lynne wins!
Yeah seriously. I guess only she's allowed to called people
"douchebags." She's "special."
That fucking sucks.
I just emailed my Freeper friend.
> warning 4:
This is the fourth warning you have received since September of 2006.
Your previous three warnings were for, variously, posting overly sexual
content, personal attacks, publicly calling out the moderators, and
posting bigoted terms to describe sexual orientation. You are receiving
this fourth warning because you are continuing to act in a manner
contrary to DU's community standards, and failing to follow the rules.
This is the last warning you will receive. If we find that you are
still unable to follow the rules after you acknowledge this warning, we
will terminate your account.
Liberty University must be on spring break.
There's plenty of room for humor without being a BIGOT.
Stop taking it's bait.
Well, one of them is back in a new incarnation.
Like setting out a can of beer to trap slugs.
Yeah, don't even think about it, perv.
I honestly don't think this poster gives a shit about anyone's
feelings.
You have fucking issues. That still doesn't mean you tapdance on her
grave.
I collect mod warnings like there GI Joes.
I don't play with intellectual masturbators.
> reason for nuke:
Member has been nuked. She was on a forced ignore with lionesspryianka
and took her off ignore which was against what she was told to do. She
was very disruptive and made a lot of work for us. Concensus is reached
and it has Admin approval.
> reinstatement request:
First of all, I honestly wasn't mocking you earlier with the "Act of
Contrition." I just didn't know what else to do after sending several
truly contrite emails over the last 20 months. I meant it when I said
that in those emails I DID take responsibility, and I meant it
sincerely. Maybe you never saw them, I don't know. But, I'll try one
more time, because being able to discuss issues that are important to
me with other Dems is something I miss: Things got completely out of
hand about two years ago. I allowed myself to get caught up in a
strange "board war" where I totally and completely got out of hand and
attacked other posters over personal matters both real and imagined –
mainly imagined in the heat of the moment. I let my anger get out of
control, and heeded neither my own judgment, my wife (Lostinva), or the
warnings given me by both Moderators and Administrators. I truly don't
have any real justification for what I did. I can say,"But she did…" or
"But he said" – but none of that matters. At the end of the day, it was
my own d@mned fault. Lostinva said to me then," You always have to push
it, don't you? You just can't let it go." Know what? She was right. I
did, and I didn't. Trying to be clever for people I thought needed
impressing didn't buy me anything, did it? I really don't know what
else to say, except I am sorry. I actively allowed myself to get caught
up in something juvenile and hurtful and totally unnecessary. And, I
have grown up in a lot of ways the last 20 months: ... PERSONAL
INFORMATION REDACTED ...
The incidents of Fall 2006 and Winter 2007 seem surreal. And, making my
wife proud of me is what counts, not acting like a jerk just because I
can. I can promise you, once again, that I am sorry. I can promise you
also that I have distanced myself IRL from certain DU members who
created a DU experience/friendship that wasn't healthy for me. That's
not passing the buck. It's just saying that I realized what I needed to
do. I have also made amends with several posters who I attacked then,
mainly through access on another message board, and via Lostinva. I
can't promise that I won't get heated in political discussion and issue
discussions in GD and GDP, because I feel very strongly about so many
Democratic issues, but I can promise that in the Lounge, history will
remain history and won't repeat itself. Except maybe for talking about
the Olive Garden. Or teasing Lostinva's sissy Lynnesin about Delaware.
I swear. I mean it. Regardless of your decision, I look forward to DU
welcoming an elected Democratic president within the next few weeks.
This poster doesn't understand anything
Fuck off, you fucking bigot
Some people just want to be Uncle Lizas
You are fucking sick
You're the one who needs the clue, Jen
Go fuck yourself
Reading comprehension is an important skill in life
I'm 99.99% sure my SAT scores were higher than yours
> suspension 1:
Was previously banned and then reinstated after telling DU admin that
her behavior would improve. Behavior has not improved. If/when she gets
banned again, she cannot pretend she wasn't warned.
Oh look, you went bye-bye already
When they began marketing Obama Dildos
Because rape jokes are fucking awesome!
No, it's about equal rights, you fucking homophobic troll
Merh, what the hell are you talking about this time?
Actually, I have the whole thread saved and your version is not what
happened
You didn't get insulted until AFTER you posted some vicious personal
attacks on Midlo
This thread is like flypaper for homophobes
Oh, is "Ignored" flamebaiting again?
Wow, you sound like a jackass
Your post is fucking disgusting
If you're gay, I'm the queen of England
"pussies?" real nice
I think there should be leash and muzzle laws for trolls
This is going to be good
Um...you're not fooling anyone
Wow, what a racist piece of shit post this is
Then you have issues with a few other people on this thread, why are
you stalking my posts?
> suspension 2:
This member has been involved in an ongoing personal squabble in the
Lounge involving at least a dozen other members, who have also received
suspensions.
> reason for nuke: Finally had enough.
SNIFFA
mentaLLy retarded
can you be any more fucking obtuse
kiss my cunt
what absoLute cunts
YOU'RE A SEXIST
name your penis
> warning 1:
sniffa - stop all of this flamebait, calling out stuff. Your concerns
in ATA will be addressed when they're addressed, but spreading it to
the Lounge is not appropriate and you've had too many posts deleted
today
oh, the poor douche
> warning 2: Please stop abusing the avatar function, or you
will lose your privilege to have an avatar or sigline.
fucking c*nt
what a creepy exchange
now they're showing up
fuck her
now you're reaLLy Leaving?
i thought you were Leaving?
DU is fuLL of douchebags
> reason for nuke: Just went too far. Basically dared us to
ban him.
> reinstatement request:
To Skinner, Earl, Elad, and whomever is reading this (hopefully
someone). I'm not too good at this, but I'll try to put it into words.
I'm sorry I've been such a dick and continuously broken DU's rules - I
was immature in acting out like that, and I'm not proud; in fact, I'm
quite embarrassed. I'm also sorry, that in some of my personal attacks,
I lost any sense of decency and hurt a group of people, in addition to
my intended target. Again, I was immature and pretty, selfish. I have
some personal apologies to make, and most likely a general apology to
DU - I only know the ones I hurt if they spoke up about it. DU has
meant the world to me, and I never wanted to detract from it. I'm sorry
that's what I became. I don't know if I'll ever be allowed back, but in
case this is my last correspondence with DU, I'd like to try and end it
on a friendly note - I wish DU the best of luck in growing and
fighting. I have a good feeling for 2006, and I hope you keep
optimistic about it.
fuck her
you're stiLL here?
you are incredibLy offensive
god damn you're seLfish
pLease do then
damn, you're seLfish
i'm aLerting on this
> warning 3:
Between last night and this morning, you called out the DU Moderators
no fewer than six times, including twice by alert. Stop it now. You've
been a member long enough to know that complaints about the DU
Moderators are to be addressed privately by PM or email to the Admins.
If you continue down this path, you jeopardize your posting privileges.
she deserves much, much more scorn than she get here
penis
no, you were being a jerk
> warning 4:
We are sending out this general warning to multiple members. If you
cannot get along with certain posters use the ignore function. If you
find a thread that you cannot tolerate, use the hide thread feature.
Please reread the rules here, especially regarding civility. Failure to
comply with the rules at DU will result in your account being
terminated. Do not encourage us to take further action.
asshoLe ruLes!
shouLdn't you be out spamming peopLes' threads?
what the fuck is your probLem?
don't worry, you'LL get your wish
oh heaven forbid
this is your onLy warning from me
that's mighty LiberaL of you and your kids
> suspension 1:
Long history of anti-social behavior. Multiple moderator warnings,
numerous deleted posts, once banned (reinstated after promising to
improve behavior). Participated in attempt to hijack admin thread,
which was (ironically) on the topic of anti-social behavior. Needs an
attitude adjustment.
> suspension 2: Did not take previous suspension seriously.
how about the cnuts then?
wow, you peopLe are idiots.
do you expect any Less from the poster?
wow, you must be joking
fuck you too
i swear some peopLe on DU
don't you have other threads to add kerosene to?
stop being such a dickhead
this pLace sucks
who the fuck cares
i kinda want to teLL you to knock it off
you're quite dense to
oh piss off
eh, he's a coward
wow, who aLLerted on my post?
i Love the hiLLroids
> suspension 3: Continues to engage in rude, antisocial
behavior for which he has been warned and suspended in the past.
oh for fuck's sake
you might wanna leave this thread then
whatever Pol Pot apologist
do you think he'd actually listen? what's the point?
there you go again whoever you are
wahhh well you're two on my list. waaahhhh
ooh, another post i can alert on
you don't start enough threads
What's my mother fucking name?
fuck that
I prefer Hillroids
Moderator, you're an asshole
Bucknasty, you so dark, when you touch yourself, it's like black on
black crime
I used to have him on ignore too
Ignored has been that way for some time
Are you ever not unhinged?
Your insane, nonsensical rants will be greatly missed
I just noticed this poster
Please use the proper term
You expect "The Professor" to reply honestly?
Um, kindly fuck off
Ah, so this is what your whiny post in the Hillgeon is about
Radio Lady, hands down
Mainly, to harass other DUers via PM
> warning 5:
You must be aware that you have about the worst record of any active
member of the site. You have been banned once. You have been suspended
three times. You have received four warnings, before this one. With
this in mind, your recent posturing as a guardian and enforcer of rules
here is hard to take seriously. You must stop accusing members of this
forum of being trolls. You must stop trying to stalk them to other
sites and coming back here with a link to the latest place you have
seen someone's name. Nobody cares, not even you. The Admins want to get
through this with as few bannings as possible. You are apparently doing
it for nothing but the joy of bullying and harassing other members. You
have said openly you come to Democratic Underground to harass people,
we have the deleted posts on file. It is on the record. We do not want
to see any more posts by you even hinting anyone is a troll or a
disruptor. We are tired of the trouble you cause us all, and cause
deliberately, apparently for your own amusement. If you continue as you
are behaving in GDP or GD, we will press our case to the Admins for a
final resolution to the problem you have chosen to present, and enjoy
presenting.
Mandatory fisting demonstrations for kindergarten classes
Goatse 4 Kids
Awesome. You'll stay away from my threads now.
You're such a fucking dickhead
I think that asshole needs a good pile-on
She's really fucking obnoxious
Which douchebag was that?
Again you're making shit up
I've hated you for the longest time. Now I'm validated.
He's a shucker and jiver.
Wow, some thin-skinned brats on this thread
Brad Miller is a pussy
I think he's just here for the handjobs
To annoy fake liberals like yourself
Do you consider your on-line enemies "real enemies"?
Aw, did you not get your pony?
> suspension 4:
This member has been involved in an ongoing personal squabble in the
Lounge involving at least a dozen other members, who have also received
suspensions.
> reason for nuke: Finally had enough.
DS1
You're calling me a troll?
That was possibly the most bullshit moderating ever
Maybe if she leaned her ass out the side of a fourposter bed with
curtains
Are you really that dumb?
FUCK YOU, BUDDY!
1) I don't need Penn to tell you to shut the fuck up, as you are
How about hooking up her liposuction hose to Terri Schiavo's feeding
hose?
I wish someone would just put a bullet in her
Weren't you supposed to be gone from DU forever by this point? And
Unless you have a messy room, because then you're just fat
She needs a bullet in her head. Post her address.
You're still a moron
it would be too quick a death for you, my friend
You're an idiot
I had to click you off ignore to type this reply
Fuck you pager
You're a fucking freak
shut the fuck up
Retard jarheads
Eat me.
One day that little girl will grow up and be old enough to suck my dick
You're such a pathetic baby
You are so full of shit
bite. me.
shut the fuck up
Well, in your case, we don't have to be elite to deem you inferior
You know as much about them as I know about you, slut
fark off
Oh? Stick it up your ass.
Wow, you're a real fucking loser
and there goes the freeper linkage, just like clockwork
in fact, since someone's decided to pull the usual freeper shit on me
awww poor little you, need some dramamine?
I love you man! and where's the bitches at?
grow up
> warning 1:
We are sending this warning to you because review of your record
indicates many deleted posts due to personal attacks. We wish to remind
you that this behavior violates DU rules. We suggest that you read the
rules before you post again. If this behavior continues, you may be
banned.
You're so cute when you're full of it
Get the fuck off your computer and go meet someone
> warning 2:
You were warned less than 5 minutes to cut it out. Do not disregard
moderator warnings, this is not a game. Cut out the personal attacks,
and if you can't get along with someone, put them on ignore.
In my opinion, women should stay in the freezer.
Is man-on-man love really blind?
What war? Are you some fucking troll? Do I smell some pizza cooking?
I'll break your fingers
Haven't seen up her ass recently.
Nigga Please!
The only faster pussy is the pussy running up the stairs to my bedroom
My god, it's the Queen Oompa Loompa
Pointing it out only helps them and their c*nt whore DU rejects along
No, but it does make you a piss-poor excuse for a Democrat
I've seen a white whale 'round these parts
I'd wipe my ass with it, along side any other scripture
This is going to get me flamed up my precious butt, but
what a fucking moronic response that is
There's enough princess for six trumads
matcom and I are packing each other's shit.
I've stepped in turds with greater reading comprehension
> warning 3:
Given the recent Alabama shootings, you showed poor judgment posting
the comment: "I hope the judge gets blasted next." Please refrain from
such implied threats against judges in the future. Normally such a
post, even in the context of the larger thread, would have resulted in
the immediate termination of your account. However, you are a valued
member of DU and I hope this warning will suffice.
Game. Set. Snatch.
it just fucking FIGURES that some MORON FUCK
Mods should delete this dipshit
Ahh shove it up your ass
if it's a chick, feel free to add tits
Ask her if Tucker Carlson sucks a mean cock
and long, sloppy blowjobs
Bite me
That's a dumb question. Even for you.
that was fucking stupid
I just ordered my 18" iDick
I'd hit it, even with the boots on
Where's the Cheeseheaded Reverend with the indignat ranting?
Eh, ship em all off to Iraq so they can have their throats cut on
TeeVee
Strap her to an M16 and toss her out a plane
Ahh fuck you
She probably diddles herself to sleep watching concentration camp
I need to go somewhere, and I just crapped all over my pants
Buy a fucking clue yourself
You won't be missed.
Fucking morons don't deserve to breed
I have a limited capacity for suffering fools
No, but it does allow me to, briefly, to call people who can't
I'd rather stick around and piss off righteous assholes
That if they are young enough, you can smother them with a
The smell of freeper followed you all the way here
STFU
and screw deleted messages
whatever, fuck you for being a freeper in the first place
She's a fucking cooont
bitch turned out to be just another big talkin ho
What, she's a skank because she's done everything normal
No, really, you're being a tard about this
eh, it worked for this bitch
God you're a prick
I think your brother's newly strecthed rectum would make a nice sack
Get off your high horse and shut the fuck up
Fucking BULLSHIT!
> warning 4:
We are sending this warning to you because of several rule violations
in some of your posts which were eleted. You were warned last year that
you should not post personal attacks against other members. This is
your final warning. If you disregard this warning by violating any of
DU's rules, you will be banned. We are banning your sock puppet
accounts. Please use DS1 as your username. It is a DU rule violation to
start a sock puppet account.
I have an ample supply of sympathy, it just doesn't extend
> reason for nuke: Ignored his final warning - 1 locked
thread and 1 PA since then. Mod consensus with Skinner's encouragement.
> reinstatement request:
It's been about a year since I was banned from DU. In that time, I've
certainly had a lot of time to reflect on my actions. I thought I was
something which I was not, above the rules. I let my ego take control
where it had no business. I know why I was banned, it was because I
turned into a problem, and not a benefit to the board, and I was nasty
and mean to other posters. I recognize that my last warning stated that
it was my last chance, and I blew it. I also recognize that there are
some times where I should just keep my big mouth shut instead of
forcing my opinion on others. I see you've been suspending certain
posters, who like I was in the past, have nothing to say but criticism.
I also recognize that asking you to unban the DS1 account, you're also
taking to task your authority. Yet, by unbanning me, you would be also
showing your compassion and level-headedness. I do know why I was
banned, and do know it was the correct decision. I wouldn't want to put
up with me at point in my life either. What I can do is give you my
word that none of the abusive things I used to do towards other posters
(except matcom) will happen again, and that my then overly-inflated ego
is no more, and the heart of this email is that I'd like the
opportunity to converse with my friends, photoshop matcom in stupid
places, and also wish SOteric a happy birthday. Today is her birthday.
A lot has changed in me since my tombstoning, I'm a much happier person
and have no more anger to take out on others. Maybe that's because I
was tombstoned *laugh here* but it's also a fact. I have my own place
now, a good job, an excellent girlfriend as mentioned above, etc etc. I
apologize to all the admins and moderators for having to waste their
time dealing with me, for that I am sorry. No single poster should be
worth the discussion and debate which I apparently created. Please let
me back in, you'll find a very different DS1.
24 hours? You need about 6 months of intense therapy
While acknowledging that violence towards women isn't cool
You should have been banned 6 months ago
just go away
Kindly fuck off
Oh shut the fuck up for once in your miserable life
It'll go nicely with your douchebag necklace
Donna Brazille is an ignorant bint
Seriously, why isn't that absolute nutjob tombstoned yet?
oh fuck you
By that time, Kerry was the Dem nominee. Shitferbrains
That's not fair.
Get fucked, piss face
She could use a John Holmes dildo as a canoe
You're an ass
and you rub me as a creepy stalker type
headshots are a nice visual for him, but a lethal kidney shot would
take longer
bald faced liar
show us the posts you feel need defending, shitferbrains
I SAID SHOW ME THE LINKS YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE
This forum isn't Obama, fuckface.
Will you please shut your stupid fucking mouth?
God, you're a shit.
That's pretty funny coming from a foam-lipped lunatic such as yourself
eat shit
haha! and you're a thieving whore
oh shut the fuck up, you
The Des Moines Register can suck my dick
Audio_Al went back in time and killed off your parents
Way to single out John Edwards, Hitlery
*not* seeking medical attention....just wondering.... if anyone would
squeeze my
so dehyrdated, my turds shoot out like super-sonic
wondering if that 8-legged Indian girl had 4 little clits, or 2 giant
ones the size of
thinking you can tell a man's age judging by the sag of his
still smarting from the time I said her butt was flatter than dry-wall,
and she bit off my
headed out the kitchen to slice off that fucker's
telling Bob Baxter to grow a beard, because without one his chin looks
like a scrotal sack of flesh
suspended from school for offering to teabag the English teacher with
my figurative
dating a vegan chick, so I renamed them from meatballs to
trying to write a nice way to write about the time I jammed ...
NAME REDACTED ... 's head down and emptied my
douchebag
Maybe it was one of the posters here who thought calling them would
FUCK YOU you ignorant piece of shit
How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a gay homesexual
GOP congressman in a bathroom?
fuck off
You shut the fuck up, PENIS-SPUD!
He reminds me of someone who was tombstoned about a year ago
Being an asshole is easy. Being a funny asshole is where the magic is
yeah! fuck you!
Give Stalingrad my regards
While Roon goes down in flames in another thread, I'm gonna take this
opportunity to post this
No. You. Get the fuck out the way. Learn to drive. Stop being a
self-centered ass.
> warning 5:
The mods by consensus thought it would be a good time to speak with you
about being a good citizen on DU and I volunteered to write you a
friendly PM regarding this. I was trying to think of how to phrase it
when I stumbled on someone else's words much more eloquent then
anything I could come up with. They are as follows: "It's been about a
year since I was banned from DU. In that time, I've certainly had a lot
of time to reflect on my actions. I thought I was something which I was
not, above the rules. I let my ego take control where it had no
business. I know why I was banned, it was because I turned into a
problem, and not a benefit to the board, and I was nasty and mean to
other posters. I recognize that my last warning stated that it was my
last chance, and I blew it. I also recognize that there are some times
where I should just keep my big mouth shut instead of forcing my
opinion on others. I see you've been suspending certain posters, who
like I was in the past, have nothing to say but criticism. I also
recognize that asking you to unban the DS1 account, you're also taking
to task your authority. Yet, by unbanning me, you would be also showing
your compassion and level-headedness. I do know why I was banned, and
do know it was the correct decision. I wouldn't want to put up with me
at point in my life either. What I can do is give you my word that none
of the abusive things I used to do towards other posters (except
matcom) will happen again, and that my then overly-inflated ego is no
more, and the heart of this email is that I'd like the opportunity to
converse with my friends, photoshop matcom in stupid places, and also
wish SOteric a happy birthday. Today is her birthday. A lot has changed
in me since my tombstoning, I'm a much happier person and have no more
anger to take out on others. Maybe that's because I was tombstoned
*laugh here* but it's also a fact. I have my own place now, a good job,
an excellent girlfriend as mentioned above, etc etc. I apologize to all
the admins and moderators for having to waste their time dealing with
me, for that I am sorry. No single poster should be worth the
discussion and debate which I apparently created. Please let me back
in, you'll find a very different DS1." Wise words from a valued
presence on Democratic Underground.
I know. My tiny penis wept when I posted this thread
call her a stupid fucking whore and move on with your life
kicked in the balls, c*nt punted
haha you dumfuk
fuck you and your stupid nutter non-argument
You're a Republican enabler and beat your kids
You're just another Internet lunatic with nothing to do
stfu
cut his balls off and cement her vag
well fuck you buddy
these people need lining up on their knees and their throats slashed
Palin can get fucked in the ass with a giant moose dick
Brighter than you, apparently.
FUck you
Oh fuck off, I'm putting you on ignore
And here is the absolutely dumbest argument to be posted on DU this
week
Anyone wanna get banned?
Shut the fuck up motherfucker
Horse fucking SHIT
because you're being a stupid fucking asshole with a giant ego
I touched myself reading this thread
Fuck you
Freestyle relay enema hurdles
Being a fucktool. No PM required.
I'm glad you left
Nice spoiler, douchebag
No, she's just a very miserable and cynical person
I see you suffer from thick skull syndrome
> suspension 1:
Started a thread to ridicule overweight people. Used sexist epithets
"whore" and "cunt". And posted a picture of a monkey with a log up its
ass. ALL IN THE SAME DAY. Needs some time to reflect about his behavior.
> warning 6:
Recently, moderators have locked three of your threads as call-outs of
pierre.suave, all in relation to the same incident. You are a longtime
DU'er and should well know by now that this is not acceptable behavior.
If you dislike another poster so much, we strongly suggest that you
make use of the ignore function. Please cease the call-out threads and
posts. Otherwise, you may put your posting privileges in jeopardy.
She can also start by levitating on my stiff violet member
No, she doesn't, but you're allowed to think that, you armless wonder
I can't say it because prison rape jokes aren't much tolerated
That guy is looking a bit blue. Does he have the beets?
> suspension 2:
This member has been involved in an ongoing personal squabble in the
Lounge involving at least a dozen other members, who have also received
suspensions.
> reason for nuke: Finally had enough.